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Book V · The Adversaries Entry 30 of 55

Apollo Intensa Emozione

Named for the god who killed the Python and then took its oracle for himself

Apollo’s first recorded act on reaching Delphi was to kill the serpent that lived there. He then established his oracle on the spot and named its priestess after the animal he had just destroyed.

Book
Book V — The Adversaries
Marque
Apollo
Model
Intensa Emozione
Years
2017–
Origin
Germany / Italy
Namesake
Python-slayer
Binomial
Apollo pythonoctonus
Procedurally generated serpent sigil for Apollo Intensa Emozione, derived from its name

Sigil generated from the entry's own name. Every coil, hue and scale in this plate is a function of the string “apollo-intensa-emozione”, and of nothing else.

The Homeric Hymn to Apollo is very clear about the sequence. Apollo comes to the spring at Delphi. A great she-serpent guards it. He shoots her with his arrows. She dies, rotting in the sun — and from that rotting, in one folk etymology, comes the name Pytho, and from Pytho comes Python, and from Python comes the title of every priestess who has ever prophesied there: the Pythia.

Consider what that means. Apollo does not merely defeat the serpent. He builds his entire institution on the corpse, and he names his oracle after her, permanently. Every prophecy delivered at Delphi for over a thousand years was delivered by a woman carrying the dead snake’s name.

The Apollo Intensa Emozione — the company was previously Gumpert, and the name change is the reason this entry exists — is a low-volume hypercar with a naturally aspirated 6.3-litre V12 built by Autotecnica Motori, revving past nine thousand, ten cars, carbon everywhere, styled in a manner best described as unrepentant.

The Ophidiary includes it in Book V because a bestiary that lists predators must list the gods among them. But it wishes to note that Apollo’s victory is the least sporting in this book. The mongoose fights. The roadrunner works for it. Apollo shot her from a distance with divine arrows and then took her name for his own staff.

That is not predation. That is acquisition.

He killed her at the spring and left her in the sun and built his temple on the smell of it, and every woman who spoke for him after that was called by her name.

Questions people actually ask

Is the Apollo hypercar named after a snake?

The reverse — it is named after the god who killed one. Apollo’s defining early act in Greek myth was slaying the serpent Python at Delphi, after which his oracle’s priestess carried the serpent’s name as her title.

Provenance of claims

This is a satire with a research habit. Every load-bearing statement above is listed here and labelled, so you can tell which sentences would survive a librarian.

  • Documented

    In Greek myth Apollo killed the serpent Python at Delphi and his oracular priestess was titled the Pythia.

  • Documented

    The Apollo Intensa Emozione uses a naturally aspirated 6.3-litre V12 and was built in a run of ten.

  • Documented

    Apollo Automobil was formerly known as Gumpert.